A Twinky a Day: Questions

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Why is it....

that the student whose parents should not create any more kids gets pregnant with twins?
that the student who is the worst behaved in class is never absent?
that they decided to put in a Chick-fil-A on my route home?
that I'm always single during wedding season?
when I go shopping with my mom and she offers to pay for things I never find anything to buy but when I go shopping alone, I come way with too much stuff?
that red wine gets me more drunk faster than white wine?
that flatulence makes me laugh more than anything else in the world?
that I can sing and dance in front of 20 8-year old but can't stand in front of adults and give a speech?
that karma waits too long to be a bitch?
that people who can't form a sentence in Spanish can speak fluently in Spanish the more they drink?
that a salad always tastes better when someone else makes it for you?
that I have a hard time remembering to live in the moment?
that I always laugh at inappropriate times?
that sometimes walking down stairs makes me dizzy?
that hot dogs taste the best outdoors at a baseball game?
speaking of baseball games, that the beer there seems to have more alcohol content in it?
that more places don't sell frozen red bull & vodkas?

A Twinky a Day