Luckily, Mean Girls is playing on TV. But I also have my computer, my heather grey sweats on, face mask on and some leftover heavy duty painkillers in my system... life is good. Mean Girls is a fine fine movie and one that every girl LOVES... any girl who says differently is lying. Now, for your pleasure... a list of some of my favorite quotes from the movie. Enjoy!
- One time, she punched me in the face... and it was awesome!
- Get in loser, we're going shopping.
- That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
- I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... I can't help it that I'm so popular.
- That's so fetch.
- There's a 30% chance that it's already raining.
- And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!
- You go Glenn Coco!
- Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
- Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it... And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
- Amber D'Lessio - she made out with a hot dog.
- I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!
- Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
- Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
- Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
- Boo! You whore!
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